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May 24 2008

Hello Sane People!

Welcome to Not Looking For Sex.

Let’s stop the insanity! Who among you would not vote to stop AIDS in its tracks? Who wouldn’t want to do away with all sexually transmitted diseases? How about those teen pregancies? How about the morning after blues? You know the waking up… looking around… the what and who have I done bit????

Do you understand that we have all been had? We have systematically been brainwashed into believing that our breasts and penises are just too small. We are always too fat, we are always in need of wrinkle remover and lipo and surgery and sexual enhancement. Anyone out there smell profit…. do you smell the money…. do you understand that you have been sold a bill of goods? How about those sexy jeans and perfumes guaranteed to get you laid? Ladies… do you really want to have sex with a man who was momentarily dupes into performance because of your perfume? Men… do you really want to have sex with a woman because of a pair of jeans. If you do, then you have been officially had. You are the poster men and women for effective advertising patsies.

You see where this is going. Sex is a beautiful thing, or it could be if we took it out of the hands of the marketeers and advertising whores. Let’s rescue sex! It’s being held hostage. Too many of us are having mindless, meaningless, unfullfilling, detached, loveless, emotionless sex. And we wonder why we need psychologists and anti-depression medication. Think about it. What is more personal and meaningful and joyous and pleasurable than sex? And we’ve allowed other people to manipulate when and how and with whom we have sex.

Let’s take back our right to our sex. Let’s stop trying to have sex with everyone, as fast as we can, just to prove we are coooool. Who are we proving things to anyway? Are we still trying to impress the “in” crowd from high school. Oh, come on, let’s grow up.

It wasn’ t too many years ago that we were all sold a bill of goods that smoking made you cool. Remember that? Some of you are still paying the price for that lunacy. Now we’re paying the price for casual sex promoted by big business. The advertising machines are stealing our health…. stealing our lives… ruining our relationships.

Let’s show them who is boss. Let’s start a movement to rescue sex. Let’s vow to set meaningful criteria for having sex. No… I’m not talking about abstaining from sex for the rest of your life. Everyone needs to set their own criteria. Let’s just slow down a little, rethink this, and set some realistic plans in motion.

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One Response to “Hello Sane People!”

  1. Kevinon 26 May 2008 at 9:27 am edit this

    You know, now that you put it that way. We are being bullied into doing things just because a billboard says to. I watched tv last night and all I saw after reading this was one ED commercial after another. Are we all suffering from ED here? I also watch a comedy show featuring DL Hughley. He said that if stem cells were shown to pump up a penis that all the research would have already been done and everyone would be curing things with stem cells by now. He’s probably right. All the money and effort seems to be going toward sex and none toward saving lives.

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